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Item#: SAP-110
DANGER Level: Green
Divergent Class: Humanoid
Description:
From all currently obtained documentation on the anomaly, SAP-110 is an entity resembling an elderly human male of Black descent. The entity is adorned in a liturgical vestment not too disimilar to the ones seen in Eastern Otrhodox bishops. It is also adorned with a disk of light above its head that changes between a circle, square, and triangle in that order every minute.
SAP-110 has two anomalous properties with one of them being the ability to manifest objects anywhere within a seven-meter radius with a single clap of its hands, although it appears the entity can only manifest toys and other media-based entertainment items, and the second being the ability to run at the speed of 8.2×106 miles per hour without being affected by the side effects of running in that velocity, such as air resistance and the complete incineration of the leg joints from accelerated bone friction.
Aftermath Protocols:
Due to SAP-110's running speed, the entity is unable to be contained through any standard containment strategy. Development of a containment strategy involving the creation of a device that can captivate SAP-110 with the aid of the APD Institute is currently ongoing.
Discovery:
The Repository became aware of SAP-110's existence after Onlooker-J40, a Repository surveillance drone, detected an area with a Celestial and Divine Discharge (CDD) and discovered the entity there. The area in question was █████████ ██████, a suburban street in New Orelans, Louisiana, United States where an altercation between the entity and two police officers was taking place after the police officers witnessed it leaving one of the one-story houses in the street through one of its windows.
Below this paragraph is a transcript of the video recoding Onlooker-J40 captured of the event.
[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT]
<The two police officers see SAP-110 leaving the one-story house and begin walking down the street.>
Police Officer 1: Hey Kris Kringle, come over here!
<SAP-110 does not notice the police officers as it walks right past them. This aggravates Police Officer 1.>
Police Officer 1: Come over here, or I'll put a bullet in your head!
Police Officer 2: Hey man, what the hell are you doing?
Police Officer 1: What? I'm just trying to get him to come over.
Police Officer 2: That's not the way you do it! Goddammit, why was I assigned to you. You know what? Let me handle this.
<Police Officer 2 approaches SAP-100-EC and taps one of its shoulders.>
Police Officer 2: Uh sir, why were you in that house?
<SAP-110 turns around to face Police Officer 2 before responding.>
SAP-110: Μπορώ να σε βοηθήσω?
Police Officer 2: What?
<SAP-110 shakes its head before respoding again.>
SAP-110: I am terribly sorry, my good man. It was a mere slip of the tongue. How may I help you?
Police Officer 2: Can you explain to me what were you doing inside that house over there?
<Police Officer 2 points to the one-story house.>
SAP-110: Oh, I simply delivered my last present to its recipient.
<SAP-110 turns its head, looking at all the houses on the right side of the road.>
SAP-110: It feels… good being able to give to others, especially to the poor and sick, since the Lord demands it! I think my first time doing this was when I helped three women in poverty from being sold to the trade by their desperate father by throwing gold coins through the circular window of their house almost every night.
<SAP-110 turns its head back to Police Officer 2 before speaking again.>
SAP-110: I wanted to do it more, I wanted to help more people in need, so after my passing and arriving at the pearly gates, I asked the Holy Father to grant me abilities that would help bring every person in this world closer together on this day, the day of the Holy Son's birth.
<SAP-110 claps its hands and manifests a wind-up duck toy made of tin laying on the road next to it.>
SAP-110: I was a little confused when He finally gave me the abilities I asked for and they ended up being… this, but if it brings people closer, who am I to judge.
Police Officer 2: Uh huh, neat magic trick. Look, we have reason to believe you might have stolen something from that residence. I need you to come with us to the police station for further questioning.
SAP-110: As much as I would like to continue this conversation of ours, I have to go back home now. I bid you farewell, my good man.
Police Officer 2: That's not a request, it's an order.
Police Officer 1: Yeah, get your holographic-halo-having ass in the car and we won't have any problems.
SAP-110: I have no time for your games. I need to go back home to sing along with the Heavenly Choir of Metatron.
<Police Officer 1 pulls out a Glock 22 pistol from his holster and attempts to shoot SAP-100-EC, but the bullet goes right through it.>
SAP-110: Like I said, I bid you farewell.
<SAP-110 runs away from the scene using its running speed.>
Police Officer 2: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
Police Officer 1: We need backup, now!
[END TRANSCRIPT]
